July 21, 2010

The weird and the wacky: The First MALACAs

Welcome to the First Marc-André LeBlanc AIDS Conference Awards

Best session title
Sex, Cellulite and Large Farm Equipment

Best co-presenter names
Chi-Chi Undie and Do Dang Dong

Best reaction to being presented with a "Rectal Pride for Microbicides" sticker
"HOLY SHIT! You expect me to wear that?!?"

Worst Performance by a Health Minister
Leona Aglukkaq, for stating that the Canadian government will not support the Vienna Declaration, a call for drug policy to be based on scientific evidence

Best original protest chant
"We need disaggregated data!"

(More winners to be announced soon...)

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  2. I want one! A "Rectal Pride for Microbicides" sticker or at least a graphic file of it!

    I promise not to say,"HOLY SHIT! You expect me to wear that?!?"

    -Gary

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